Maneater is my name. Sarcasm is the game.
#eatorbeeaten
No....no, I do not. #sowwy
No such thing as a pocket pick up. It was me avoiding your ass.
Astute inquiries from the peanut gallery #nevasecondguessyaself
1. Make your bed extra comfortable with a mattress topper
2. GTFO, go to work and leave a cold, handwritten post-it note
#formulas for #smittenboys
#Justcreepy
Hunny are we talking "mood" or "mode" *sigh* #footballplayers :/
I don't even remember what I did yesterday.
Anything from Paris? Celine. Oh, and I'll take a month's supply of macarons. Thanks.
My mom gets it.
What will she choose??? #foodorsex #womanhood
Aw thanks NYC nightlife promoters!! I'm one of a very special and select 15 girls!!!
He didn't have me at hello. How many times will he say it?
MY BOSS BITCH BFF
A hot chick with a vocabulary that she can spell?!
#neverforget
The aquarium. Really bro, really.
That's cute. He's thinking about me.
Eat or be eaten.